1. You can't see your ears without a mirror.
2. You can't count your hair.
3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out.
4. You just tried #3.
6. When you did #3 you realized it was possible, but you looked like a dog.
7. You are smiling right now because you were fooled.
8. You skipped #5.
9. You just checked to see if there is a #5.
10. You are still smiling just because
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